EVERYONE AND YOUR MOM ARE RAVING!!!!
Let's be friends (with benefits)
Join the wait list to win a year's supply of Superhumn jerky.
BET YOUR JERKY CAN'T BEAT THESE STATS
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10G PROTEIN PUNCH
clean, mean protein machine with complete amino acid profile
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KETO FRIENDLY
like bestie status
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NO HORMONES OR OTHER NASTIES
we have hormones already thanks
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MADE FROM PLANTS
all natural mushrooms and hemp, no frankenfoods allowed
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SIZZLE RIZZ
secure the ladies
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SNEAKABLE SNACK
fits in your pocket for munching anywhere and everywhere
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$ WON'T BREAK YOUR PIGGY BANK
up to 50% less than the other guys. save that bag
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FIGHTS CLIMATE CHANGE
yeah, it's pretty darn kicka**
DANG THE LIST OF CRAP THEY PUT IN FOOD IS GETTING LONG!!!
FAQ
Mushrooms, organic hemp protein, organic coconut oil, spices and herbs, allulose, natural flavors and colors, and sea salt. That's it!
We could answer this question for days! But basically:
- better health
- over 98% reduction in water/energy/land usage and greenhouse gas emissions
- no piggies involved
There's 10g of high quality complete plant protein from hemp and mushrooms per serving!
We don't use ingredients containing gluten or soy, however the facility we use to make the bacon may handle allergen containing ingredients so there is a potential risk of cross contamination
We'll be shipping our first drop in November!
We're 10000% confident in our product. If you don't love NEU Bacon and want a refund, just ask within 30 days of your purchase date and we'll refund you.
MEET OUR FOUNDER MAD CHEF SCIENTIST BOSS: JADE
Jade is a serial 7/8 figure entrepreneur and one of the world's most sought after plant-based chefs.
Delivering world class Michelin quality food for fast food prices
Jade's mission is to offer super affordable $2-9 options that truly democratize healthy, sustainable living for the masses, after building a career hosting high end dinners for up to $2000/person
As a broke UC Berkeley dropout, she single handedly built a roster of 1000s of celebrity & high profile clientele from New York to Hong Kong, Verbier to Maldives, Shanghai to Milan.
Clients include Stella McCartney, Jessie J, Chris Hemsworth, MIA, Moby, Taylor Swift, Nikki Reed, Ian Somerhalder, billionaires, CEOs, VCs, unicorn founders, politicians, and luxury brands like Kering, Balenciaga, Clé de Peau, Jeremy Scott, Moet Hennesey, Vera Wang, and many many more...